Pretty Banged

I have had bangs for a pretty stretched time now, and I think they are a little tad overdue. Before, my ‘bangs phase’ lasted only for a month. The moment the fringes reached my eyes, I parted them sideways and let them grow long. Not this time though. It has been almost eight months that this curtain of a hair has covered my oversized, wrinkled forehead. Sometimes I think of parting it to the side when it already gets to my eyes, but then my itchy hands uncontrollably reach out for my hairdresser scissors (yes, lola, I have one!) and before I know it, the bangs are in place once again.

                                              

Lately, I have seen a lot of Hollywood A-listers sporting the bangs. What’s not to like having them? They highlight one’s eyes and make the face appear smaller. More importantly, the style shaves off 10 years from your calendar (10 daw, o!) since it hides the obvious worry lines and crow’s feet one has accumulated after years of trying to make ends meet. Besides, botox could be postponed a little bit later, at least until you get tired of the itchy things blocking your eyes.

Sandra, Lea, and Reese...wala rin silang time mag-go sa friendly derma?

And as for me who doesn’t have the guts (at oo na nga, the budget) to have BOtulinum TOXins injected on my face, then I have to just settle on my cutting prowess to make sure I don’t get tempted to run to the Belo Clinic instead.

Taroosh, nakirampa kay Olivia Wilde! Hahahaha!!!!